WARNING: DO NOT KISS BIRDS
you might get chirpes
birds don’t have lips
the first sign of chirpes is denial
The worst part is it’s untweetable
(via tessaviolet)

Oh my christ, I don’t usually get a full on belly laugh when i’m sitting by myself looking at internet shit. but this.
What if the secret is that Zuko’s mom is lost on a hot air balloon just like on Moody’s Point
(via legend-of-korra)
The Mayans didn’t reckon with librarians: courtesy of the Hillsdale Public Library, Hillsdale NJ.
Brilliant! Librarians: 1, Book hoarders: 0





